I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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