Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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