you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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