If i come over, it means nothing
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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