There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Randomize
