Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
well you can't waste a boner
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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