:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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