i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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