FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I think I am morally bankrupt
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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