I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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