He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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