the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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