You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
