Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize