The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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