Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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