But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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