Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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