If that was your dad, he is hot
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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