I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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