You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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