my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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