Christians are straight up FREAKS
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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