Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
we're so committed to being not committed
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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