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Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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