it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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