Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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