I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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