she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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