That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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