dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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