There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i will never coherently bang her
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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