My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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