whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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