absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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