If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Come share oat with me in your robe
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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