I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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