Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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