She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
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