..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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