i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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