Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
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He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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