Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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