Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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