"it" just moved
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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