Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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