so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
