Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this