You're completely useless in the revolution.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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