got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?