in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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