She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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