no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
my poor anus
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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