I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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