I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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