youre lurking in front of me
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
