Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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