we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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