You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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